Faux Mobsters Prints

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

The Clown Hit

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

'The least you can say is thank you for checking the tides.'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"