Flash Mob Lover Gifts

"Uh, sorry, have to drop. My house just broke out in a bad case of flash mobs."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Paper or plastic?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Mime Flash Mobs.

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Mafia Shrinks

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"You understand this was just business."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"Remember - make it look like an accident."