Flash Mob Lover Prints

"Uh, sorry, have to drop. My house just broke out in a bad case of flash mobs."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Our cover is francophile liberals

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Paper or plastic?"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Mafia Shrinks

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"You understand this was just business."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'