Genius Admirers Mugs

Adult prodigy: 'It's most extraordinary - and he's only 37.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Caption contest"

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Leonardo's first drawing

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Genie Barbecue.

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Candle Moment

Frederic Chopin

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Wilhelm Dilthey

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."