Genius Admirer Pillows

Leonardo's first drawing

"You have to be sensitive to the fact that other children are inferior to you."

Candle Moment

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

'Remember Buck, even geniuses have midlife career changes.'

Thomas Edison's brother, Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Mensa Does Improv

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Lumiere brothers caricature

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Henry Fox Talbot

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Genie Barbecue.

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Frederic Chopin

She's good, but Mom's better.

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

God bless our all-electric home.

Wilhelm Dilthey

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"