Creative Genius Admirer Pillows

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Patents office.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

Leonardo's first drawing

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

Candle Moment

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Genie Barbecue.

Peter Gabriel

A man stealing another person's ideas

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Frederic Chopin

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

The Copywriter's Dilemma

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.