Technophile's Delight Gifts

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

The Line-up

God creates humans.

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"I have no problem with A.I."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

We're teaching using the 'show and tell' method,we show them where the training website is and tell them how to use it!

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Digital Canvas

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

'So are you seeing anyone?'

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'