Technophile's Delight Gifts

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

"The record player is skipping again."

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

God creates humans.

The Line-up

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

"I have no problem with A.I."

We're teaching using the 'show and tell' method,we show them where the training website is and tell them how to use it!

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

'So are you seeing anyone?'

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

Digital Canvas

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'