Tv Tech Enthusiasts Gifts

TV Dinners: 'Antenna, cable, satellite dish,'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

TV-Man

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Internet.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''