Tv Tech Enthusiasts Pillows

TV Dinners: 'Antenna, cable, satellite dish,'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV-Man

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes