Tv Tech Aficionado Gifts

Nostalgia TV.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Cellphone Islands

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

TV-Man

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

TV jester.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Terry had a computer bug.