Television Geek Gifts

Early Colour TV

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Shakespeare was bisexual

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV-Man

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

TV jester.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."