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Geeky Blinders

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Early Colour TV

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Shakespeare watching the 'Forsooth Saga'.