Retro Tv Geek Gifts

Keith Partridge in a pear tree

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Before the Internet

Early Colour TV

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Electronic Abacus

The Bronze Age of Television

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'What do you mean you're not drunk? That's the calculator!'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."