Tv Show Nerd Mugs

"Please! I am neither teen-age, mutant, nor Ninja."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Early Colour TV

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

WiFi Signals

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Moby Dick

Dancing with the Star Wars

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Mark Twain

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"