Comedy Nerd Prints

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"? (Published originally on October 12, 2015.)

Welcome to hell: wait here to be heated

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

What's an Imax cave?

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Jack London

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."