Tech Geek T-Shirts

8000BC invention of the printing process.

'You're pretty new to cloud storage aren't you?'

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'To improve security I used a two-factor authentication on my account: my social security number and my credit card number.'

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

Click here to view your account. Click here to view somebody else's account.

The Great & Powerful ChatGPT

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

Wine Factory

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

'His breed is 'data retriever'.'

"I never should have given out my wifi password. . ."

'Well Sir, I think we've finally gotten the virus out of the office computers.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'I started a band called 999 Megabytes - we haven't gotten a gig yet.'

'...Then simply press to reveal where all the roads lead to!'

Solar powered defibrillator

'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'

'I wonder what the telematics will make of this.'

Chemical Company - Organic Division/Inorganic Division

Hybrid SUV

'Flying just isn't the same since people started saving files to the cloud.'

"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

Back To School Supplies.

Computer powered by an exercise bike.

Maid vaccuums data spill.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"

Nordic Trak Reading Machine