Design Nerd Pillows

'Very good and to the point.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

The Computer Bore

'C'mon get it straight.'

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

WiFi Signals

The World's Easiest Airport

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Early cave painters

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

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'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'