Graphic Design Geek Prints

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

If nobody had invented graphics

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Barcode Dreams

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'We've re-branded.'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Geek fairies

Why Cows Leave Home