Graphics Geek Prints

'Wow! What graphics.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Eldrow

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Sales.

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'