Graphics Geek Mugs

'Wow! What graphics.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Sales.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'Wow what graphics.'