Formula Guru Mugs

'I'm not too sure about that.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

The best financial decision I ever made.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'The Questioner'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Dating an English Major

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

A Day In The Kitchen

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Stick them up...'

'If sales don't improve incrementally... our business outlook will change excrementally...'