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'Doctor, I believe you've found the formula for success.'

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

'...Or not.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

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Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Bears

"Eat my dust!"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

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'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."