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'Doctor, I believe you've found the formula for success.'

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

'...Or not.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Punt Cake

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Bears

"Eat my dust!"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Simply put.'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

Egyptian Football

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

"Have you been working out?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'