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'That's intellectually dishonest, Sid.'

= too complex

Formula being erased by cleaner.

Oh, dear! Another tragic case of math anxiety!

"I tend to agree with you especially since '6.10-9 tc' is my lucky number."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"I need to tinkle."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Football

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Big screen TV.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Simply put.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'