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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Bob's Driving School.

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'Simply put.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Have you been working out?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

The polar olympics

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'God's speed.'

Smile

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'...Or not.'

"Lucky Guess."

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."