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'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of article Q in the formula quite clearly states ... '

'My formula is incontrovertible proof that there is no such thing as a foolproof formula.'

Mathematicians' put down.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Simply put.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

Mohammad's motors

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Have you been working out?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

Turmoil change.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."