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"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

Chemistry molecular formula fall out of book.

'...Or not.'

"Lucky Guess."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'Do you realize that this is the sixth 'new and improved version' of our detergent and now we're back to our original formulation?'

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"I wish you would stop doing that. . . changing the subject."

'Now here's a simple formula to help you determine how accurate my predictions are likely to be.'

Formula.

E = MC2

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Period of compete oscillation of pendulum..."

'I'd find math even more interesting if we didn't have to do all that math.'

"Right, just one more equation that no one understands and then we'll call it a day."

'I hate trick-o-nometry.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'