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Not-particularly-easy-listening radio.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Raheem Sterling

'Simply put.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Have you been working out?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'This part was tenure.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'...Or not.'

"Lucky Guess."

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Football supporters.

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

'I forgot the question.'

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."