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"Amanda!! Pay attention!...You're drifting out of formation again!!!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

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'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

2016 election squabbles!

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Pollster

Elections in the USA

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

The Great Divide.

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'I'm with the band.'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

"I hope it misses us!"

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

God throwing bricks on city

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

Vaping cigarette

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"