Mathematics Enthusiast Mugs

A lowly numeral has delusions of grandeur.

Jobs for graduates

"Sorry, the computer's down!"

Fishing woman talking about business

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

The community frowned upon William for being a polygonist.

"Freddy, take this back and add it up again. I was your maths teacher, remember."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

'But I digress...'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Is it that bad?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Math Dreams

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'