Geology Buff Pillows

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Stratigraphy

"We found a layer of bullshit deposited in the early 21st Century."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Unfortunately this property doesn't come with stalagmites, but as you can see it's abundant with stalactites."

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

Prospector with geology diploma

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

A Rock has turned up to a Music store to find some Rock music

"It's a Rock Dinosaur."

'I've a bad feeling about this... it's not looking good for the future!'

'I'd snap it up, units are selling very quickly.'

'Either the geothermal pressures at the crustal plate boundaries forced an explosive venting of gases and lava, or else the gods are angry.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

At the Museum

Apples for sale

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

God Sneezes Out Creation

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.