Geography Professor Pillows

'Yes, I know 60% of Americans can't find Nebraska on a map, but this is a map of Nebraska.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Make a lot of money."

Scarcity

U of Debt

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"We'll always have Paris..."

University Soapflakes

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Snowmen Around The World...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Geese's Thoughts.

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

The sea 2050.