Geographer Pillows

"Telltale Signs of Global Warming"

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Columus being laughed at for not knowing which continent he is on

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'

"Burying my head in the sand is much easier now half the world's turned to desert!"

Moses and the wandering years. Another theory.

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

"I had no idea it was this serious."

'I was here until global warming.'

'Now do you believe in climate change?'

Canada's Undefended Border.

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Stratigraphy

'That area used to be called the 'Bermuda Rectangle', until one of the sides mysteriously disappeared.'

"Make sure people remember Lewis and Clark and Scherling!"

The sea 2050.

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'Wales covers an area roughly the size of Wales.'

Polar Sovereignty?

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

'For accuracy, it suggests you look out of the window and check the pine cone!'

'Yep, the world's round.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

Dr. Ryan presents his controversial theory proposing that the cow is not flat.

1492: Columbus' luggage arrives in India.

'If the 'drifting continents' theory is valid, then we should sight land in about two million years.'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.