Geographer Pillows

"Telltale Signs of Global Warming"

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Columus being laughed at for not knowing which continent he is on

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'

Moses and the wandering years. Another theory.

'Any questions... Google it'

"Burying my head in the sand is much easier now half the world's turned to desert!"

'I was here until global warming.'

Canada's Undefended Border.

'Now do you believe in climate change?'

"I had no idea it was this serious."

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'That area used to be called the 'Bermuda Rectangle', until one of the sides mysteriously disappeared.'

Stratigraphy

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

1492: Columbus' luggage arrives in India.

The sea 2050.

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

"Make sure people remember Lewis and Clark and Scherling!"

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'For accuracy, it suggests you look out of the window and check the pine cone!'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

'Wales covers an area roughly the size of Wales.'

'Yep, the world's round.'

Polar Sovereignty?

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

Dr. Ryan presents his controversial theory proposing that the cow is not flat.

Agoraphobic Explorer