Geography Genius Mugs

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Snowmen Around The World...

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"He gets easily abstracted."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The High Line at Giza

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Pyramids exploding.

"You have reached the edge of town."

'ADN'

Money Tree