Fantasy Science Fan T-Shirts

Frankenstein egg.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"We've made great progress!"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Seagiraffes

"Meet the author"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Hair Crop Circle

Paranormal A-Z...

Knight feeding his kids.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"