Fantasy Science Fan Pillows

Frankenstein egg.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We've made great progress!"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Meet the author"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

The Missing Sock Returns

'Einsteiners.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Hair Crop Circle

Paranormal A-Z...

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Have you been playing dice?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

The Mouse Princess

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."