Mad Science Fiction Fan Pillows

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

vaccine wars.

"Meet the author"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Walt Disney on ice."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Best before 65 million BC.