Comedic Science Fiction Fan Pillows

'I shudder at the thought of a clone of Fred.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The star hunters

Best before 65 million BC.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

A day at the transgenic races

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"They look like pickles."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Emergency exit into Space