Comedic Sci-fi Fan Pillows

"I have come to remove all the people from your planet."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

The Missing Sock Returns

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Walt Disney on ice."

A day at the transgenic races

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

The star hunters

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Best before 65 million BC.

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Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."