Comedic Sci-fi Fan Pillows

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

The star hunters

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

A day at the transgenic races

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Best before 65 million BC.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."