Fantasy Science Lover T-Shirts

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You're such a good listener."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Carbon Dating.

Hair Crop Circle

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

A day at the transgenic races

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Best before 65 million BC.

Robocop and Juliet.

The star hunters

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'