Fantasy Science Lover Gifts

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Einsteiners.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You're such a good listener."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Carbon Dating.

Hair Crop Circle

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Walt Disney on ice."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Raptures

"It's the dawn of a new era"

A day at the transgenic races

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The star hunters

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."