Quirky Scientist Fan Mugs

'He doesn't know zilch, but he makes the best coffee in the business.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Phoenix

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

The next damn Batman.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Please, George...not here!"

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."