Philosopher's Fan Gifts

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

'I ran into a lowering moral standard.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Paul Klee

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"Is it that bad?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

"We're following Carrot Top."

reincarnated worm...

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Bright idea

What else is there to wish for?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"You call this a constitution?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus