Religion And Philosophy Fan Gifts

"They don't HAVE to be ratified!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

What else is there to wish for?

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Now showing, at a University near you...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You call this a constitution?"

Trappist Monk Discord

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

The Great Leap Forward