Religion And Politics Fans Gifts

'How'm I doin?'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Health Care Crisis table.

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

NHS Stabbing Ward

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

Give up Smoking!

'It's not so bad. There's only a few rules.'

Kamala Devi Harris caricature

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

Greek Crisis

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Don't you realize you're inside a church? Take off your hat!'

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

Biden Wins

A blessing in disguise.

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

Impeachment Chapter III

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

News Brief: The Saddam trial turned into a shouting match...'Is that like pundits squaring off on TV?'

'I'm feeling a little depressed, myself -- let's go think up some feel-good legislation.'

"This is a weird frat."

'...and if you missed my party political broadcast last night, this is how I looked.'

'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'