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The Big Bang - Preachers.

Thinking Gears

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Arthur Schopenhauer

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his lear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purposes."

Priest

Out for lunch... GOD

Self Checkout

"We Tell No One"

'I inherited therefore I am'

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

Theories: "Mine is whatever you want it to be - and it's guaranteed."

Religion, This End Up

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."