"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."
Science Vs Religion Gifts
Looking for gifts that encourage reflection on the age-old debate between science and religion? Our collection offers witty and insightful items that appeal to those interested in intellectual conversations, philosophy, and the harmony—or clash—between faith and evidence. Each product celebrates curiosity, critical thinking, and respectful discussion, making them ideal for thinkers, students, or anyone passionate about exploring these profound topics.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'
'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'
"We only got six days of funding."
"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."
"Guess who brought king cake!"
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."
I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.
"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."
'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'
Moses separating his Laundry.
Moses on the web
"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."
"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."
Priest's 'To do' list.
"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."
"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
Science Vs Religion Gifts Collection
Science Vs Religion Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that dive into the fascinating debate between science and religion. Find a design that makes your morning coffee or tea thought-provoking.
Science Vs Religion Pillows
Discover pillows that bring wit and wisdom to your living space with designs inspired by the science versus religion dialogue. Perfect for stimulating thought and decor alike.
Science Vs Religion Prints
Look at our art prints that visually represent the enduring debate on science and religion. They make a meaningful addition to any intellectual or living space.
Science Vs Religion T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that boldly or humorously explore the tension and harmony between science and faith. Great for thoughtful activism or casual conversation starters.