Science Vs. Religion Explorer Gifts

When alchemy faded, chemistry began. When herbalism faded, medical science began. When astrology faded, space exploration began. I can't wait to see what happens after religion fades.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

The World's Biggest Book Club

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

The joy of sects.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

"Just my luck."

"We Tell No One"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Religion & Economics.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"Say AHHH...MEN."

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

Evolution of God. . .

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Vicar losing his place in the sermon.

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

Don't get too close to Brother Jerome - he just baptized a Hun.

I'm not sure asceticism is a relative concept Brother Michael

"I'm calling it 'Genesis.' It's part of a five-book contract."

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"That's it - no more GM research for me..."

Progressions.

Malcolm Muggeridge

'Praying to Richard Dawkins is futile, my son.'

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

'Is there a backup plan?'

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."