Church Vs Science Debater Gifts

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"We Tell No One"

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

Popular and Unpopular Science

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Equal Time for All Christians

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Actual Results May Vary

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

GM Scarecrow

"Sister Coney Barrett, the other sttlers wonder if maybe you misunderstood the basic concept?"

Basic Theology

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

Liberals Ignore Science Too

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion