Materialism Debater Gifts

Looking for a gift for a materialism debater? Find witty and clever items that match their love of debating and critical thinking. Our collection is full of humorous, eye-catching designs that highlight their inside jokes and passion for argumentation, perfect for gifting on birthdays, debates, or just because.

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"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."

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Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.' mockup

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

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'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath' mockup

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?" mockup

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

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'You present a very convincing argument.'

'You present a very convincing argument.' mockup

'You present a very convincing argument.'

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?" mockup

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

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"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them." mockup

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

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"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?" mockup

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

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'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!' mockup

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

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Yellow Vests

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'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.' mockup

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

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"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!" mockup

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

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'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.' mockup

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

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We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them. mockup

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

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Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women? mockup

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

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"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap." mockup

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

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The Elephant in the Corner.

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Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

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Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

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"So you can take it with you!"

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No atheists in Heaven.

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"The glass is half full."

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New Gods

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'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

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'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

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School of Voodoo Economics

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"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

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'The trouble with trickle-down economics is, when it gets down to me, it keeps right on trickling.'

'The trouble with trickle-down economics is, when it gets down to me, it keeps right on trickling.' mockup

'The trouble with trickle-down economics is, when it gets down to me, it keeps right on trickling.'

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Consumerism junkie.

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Other Patron Saints of Christmas

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"Never mind."

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'He's taking no chances since he turned atheist.'

'He's taking no chances since he turned atheist.' mockup

'He's taking no chances since he turned atheist.'

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Materialism Debater Gifts Collection

Materialism Debater Mugs

Discover our range of mugs featuring witty materialism debater designs—perfect for sparking laughs and debates during morning coffee.

Materialism Debater Pillows

Find playful pillows that make a statement—ideal for adding humor and personality to a living room or bedroom.

Materialism Debater Prints

Check out our printable art featuring clever themes about materialism—great for decorating with wit and style.

Materialism Debater T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts for materialism lovers—bring humor and debate-ready style to any casual outfit.