'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'
Materialism Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the materialism critic? Our collection features clever, satirical items that gently poke fun at consumerism and material obsessions. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these products are designed to inspire reflection and humor in anyone who values mindful living over excess. Perfect for those who like to make their point with a smile, our range offers a playful way to express a witty critique of materialism. Find something that resonates and lets them wear or display their values proudly.
Consumerism junkie.
"Never mind."
"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"
'I'm not doing it for the money - just for what the money can buy. . .'
'Get out there and earn the big bucks, Elmer... I'll be home here hoarding our material goods.'
Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'
"I shop, therefore I am."
"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."
"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."
'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'
'Need I tell you the name of the game?'
'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'
'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'
Tempest in a Teapot
First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.
The Price of Freedom
"Money is life's report card."
"Sir, your greed is showing."
Corporate Greed.
Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.
The two faces of capitalism.
Greenspanisms for sale (50c)
Capitalism and Consumers
Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.
"I'll take new members any way I can get them."
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
The Anti-Materialist
Making money for investors is simple
"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"
Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified
"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."
Consumption Graph.
Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations
'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'
Materialism Critic Gifts Collection
Materialism Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that humorously critique materialism—perfect for sparking conversations over coffee or tea.
Materialism Critic Pillows
Find pillows that add a witty and thoughtful touch to any room, highlighting mindful living over material excess.
Materialism Critic Prints
Browse our prints with satirical takes on materialism—ideal for decorating with humor and a critical eye.
Materialism Critic T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that make clever statements against consumer culture—great for expressing your views with style and humor.